Last Knights On Earth
A downloadable game
The Cursed Earth is a sparse, dry, and warped place.
Distorted by the great wars of old.
The Skirmishes that followed.
And the Road Wars of recent times.
The Knights of the Circle use to protect people.
They rode into battle against the forces of darkness in super-charged V8s
They shot of ammo like it was as common as dirt
Slew the dragon with magic sword in hand.
Everyone said they were gone to Avalon now...
But Fuck That Noise!
Pick up the sword, load your six shooter, and grab your fucking keys partner.
You're the Last Knights On Earth and Moridunon has one last quest for you.
Last Knights On Earth is a pulp adventure micro RPG.
It's about Knights, Cowboys, and Furious Drivers, all on a mission from god.
Based on a modifed version of Big Mutherfuckin’ Crab Truckers.
Last Knights On Earth tells fast stories.
Included in your purchase is 1 & 2 of the game.
Version 1 has the original text and is formated for PDF readers.
Version 2 has the new version the text, and is set up so you can print it as a zine.
Thank you to The Coalition of Friendship and Fenced Forest, for listening to me.
Inspired by Sturgill Simpson's Visual Album - SOUND & FURY
In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $2 USD. You will get access to the following files:
- Version 2 of Last Knights On Earth12 days ago
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